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A person who goes out of his way to weasel his way into one position while being a dick to the person already holding that position
Dirk was a total weasel dick to his co-workers .
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Right after you fuck a virgin and you pull your dick out and it is covered in blood.
I got a cherry dick After I fucked this virgin my dick looked like a cherry because of all the blood.
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When you hook up with a guy and the dick is SO good but he literally destroys your soul
i.e. he sends you a gift basket of pleasure in the form of dick as you begin your slow descent to hell.
George Clooney had quite the case of demon-dick back in the day.
Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.
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An infinite dick. It is in the shape of the infinity symbol. It has no head, begininning or end. it will be the end of the world. Infini-Dick is the eighth and widely unknown sign of the apocolyse. It is a free form, never ending, floating shaft of penis.
Infini-Dick can not be pleased. Infini-Dick can not finish. Infini-Dick is calloused from never finishing. Infini-Dick has no end or beginning. Infini-Dick is angry. Infini-Dick shall punish you all for not being pleased. You shall all cower in fear before Infini-Dick. i really wanna jizz.
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a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men
We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there
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The action of sticking a man's penis in someone else's nose.
Man! Bertha really did a good dick snort on me last night!
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The process in which you submerge your genitalia in a jar of honey, then stick it in a wasps nest, then once your penis has become swollen you inject some black tar heroin where your genitalia used to be, afterwords you then use what's left of your pebis to fight off a rabid badger.
"Bro tonight ima dick honey today, how about you?"
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