a piece of cake you cant eat

A comeback to the common phrase "Thats a piece of cake!".

Dad: That bike race is a piece of cake!
Son: A piece of cake you cant eat!

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I eat ass so that's rad

A phrase an american said to me on instagram

"I eat ass so that's rad"

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Tombstone pile driver eat out

a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals

Yo I tombstone pile driver eat out my girlfriend while watching wrestling

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I'll eat your heart out

“I’ll eat your heart out”. Possibly one of the greatest lines of all time. From the song “187” by Senses Fail. In just these five words, you can picture many things, ranging from murder, love, and hate. To sum it up in one word: beautiful.

You ripped my heart out, you tore my eyes out, now you're gonna pay. I'll stab you one time. I'll eat your heart out so you feel my pain.

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girls who eat carrots

The title says it all

She is one of the girls who eat carrots

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National eat pussy day

28th August is national eat pussy day

National eat pussy day is when you can eat anyone’s pussy and they can’t do anything about it

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National eat pussy day

May 17th is national eat pussy day, on this day you can eat that pussy

I just ate tha pussy because its national eat pussy day

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