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1.The time of day when your list of friends on chat exceeds from one friend online to forty friends online.
2.The time of day when everyone is logged into facebook. Usually between 4:00-5:00
Man 1: Dude, I was on facebook yesterday at 4:30, there were so many people on my facebook chat broke.
Man 2: It must have been Facebook Rush Hour.
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Where a political events occurs and people on social media (mainly stay at home moms) voice their opinions and convince other people on their newsfeed that they are correct.
*scrolls through Facebook*
Jane Doe posted, "I personally think that gay marriage should be illegal because it says so in the bible and my husband said it to be true, so I know i'm right."
Viewer: Man, this mom obviously has a Facebook Law Degree since she seems to know everything about everything.
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A great way to clear some extra friends from your facebook profile, by deciding if they're worth wishing them a happy birthday or not.
When you see on Facebook that it's someones birthday they are automatically up to the test, and you decide to either pass them, or flunk them, according to how much you care for them:
1. They pass - you wish them a happy birthday by posting on their facebook wall.
2. They flunk - you unfriend them.
Jerry: Why did you unfriend Mel?
Kathy: She just didn't pass the facebook birthday test...
Jon (on Bill's facebook wall): Happy birthday man! Looks like you passed the facebook birthday test! LOLL
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Facebook Status Hacker can be abbreviated FSH.
(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.
Will reads his status:
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"
his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"
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This is a way to send a message to those stupid retarded girls who make duck faces in all of their pictures on facebook.
Step 1) Find a picture of a girl making a duck face
Step 2) Post a comment saying "*BANG*"
Step 3) Await reaction and/or retaliation
Dude 1: *BANG*
Duck face girl: Wtf it that supposed to mean!?!
Dude 1: Facebook Duck Hunting BITCH!!!! NOW DIE!!!!
Duck face girl: WTF!?! CRAZY! *unfriend*
Dude 1: Finally rid of her. 1 down, 99 to go!
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The most amazing thing Facebook has ever invented. You either love it, or find it incredibly annoying.
Ex 1. Oh shit, why did Matt click the Facebook Like Button, on everyone of my pictures, now i have 23 notifications, DAMN YOU FACEBOOK.
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The arousal of negative emotions upon reading the Facebook status updates of friends through the News Feed, esp. when the statuses are asinine, arrogant, or pretentious.
Examples of statuses that cause Facebook Status Rage:
"I miss changing people's lives."
-- Ok, Gandhi.
"Guess who got a perfect score on the exam?"
-- I don't know, help me out Sherlock.
"I have been studying so hard for my midterm this weekend. FML."
-- Too bad you still don't get it.
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