fat dad

man who drives a 2 door car in florida

mackenzie's fat dad gave me a ride to the squirrel farm

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Fat Carmikes

a very large, oblong penis shaped like a football, usually taken by T-Henny's

"man, that T-Henny sure likes the fat carmikes."
"word."

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a fat knot

This could result, when popping a boner and the boner it self folds.

Today in math class, I had a fat knot, it woke me from a dead sleep.

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Fat Tax

A federal tax on all states that deducts you eligible tax return every year for being OBESE. Based on your BMI.

dude 1: "Man, I may not have the Beetus, but that fat tax is straight up Nazi foreal yo."

dude 2: "Yeah, Roger is gonna go bankrupt!"

Roger: "Man, fuck the Police!"

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fat(verb)

When the excessive body mass of some "large" person falls on you in a way that said mass molds around some portion of your body.

You see that bitch who feel on me? She fatted <--(fat(verb)) my leg like a mf. I could almost feel her clogged arteries bulgin'.

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Fat Piss

When you’re taking a fat piss and you’re there for so long you put your hand on the wall and say “Damn this is a fat piss”

I was taking a FAT piss yesterday. And it took like 45 minutes. My legs got tired.

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fat attack

1. When someone continuously eats and cannot stop.

2. A large group of fat people trying to eat you alive.

"Dude, why can't you stop eating?"
"Oh, SNAP! I'm having a fat attack!"

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