I'm dead

Expression indicating that one is laughing so hard they will die; a ghetto way to say "lol". Usually said by people who are not even so much as grinning.

"Tanisha insulted Taysheaun to his face!"
"I'm dead."

I'm Dead

I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation

Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.

I'm a switch!

I'm a bottom in denial

Person: I'm a switch!
Your a bottom

I'm gonna say!

The opposite of the saying "I was about to say!"; when one tells another something that is hard to believe yet is in fact true

Spack No.2: "Next time your class does a Kahoot or whatever make sure you give me the code!"

Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"

Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"

Spack No.5: "College"

Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"

(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)

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- Piss