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When you feelin freaky with a girl and you grabbing her bush, she kicks you back and you pull some bush with you
Yo man, I was getting freaky with this girl and we ended up extraction bush pushing before I rocked her world
When you go out wearing a dress and you don't wear panties.
- "What was Tiffany wearing last night?!"
- "I'm not sure but she was definitely popping out a bush"
Having your beard singed by the flaming fart of an overweight partner.
What happened to your beard?
Oh, I had a bit of an Auzzie bush fire with Bertha last night.
When 30+ rig workers rent a worn down strip club to snort lines of other men’s body parts in secrecy while an active shooter weans the herd. A bush measuring competition usually follows this outlandish extravaganza often won by one of the many toothless hookers who inhabit this barren wasteland.
“Oh fuck bud let’s head er down to the albertan bush party - I hear they got some mad honk on the plow from last nights bender”
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Homer was going to play golf with Flanders but then Flanders said no, so Homer fled into the bushes
Homer flees into the bushes in the Simpsons
that aussie over there is an australian bush wookie
Dude did you hear how that kid was doing some pretty bush league behavior. He said, “when I use the microwave, I go to the bathroom quickly and try to beat it.”
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