"When I wake up in the morning I go to"- SHUT UP
a cookie from cookie run kingdom that is kinda meta in a frost team though and has A horrible theme song and also the main character of their special episode
N/A : I like icicle yeti cookie
Me: what
N/A : icicle yeti is just so-
Me: I HATE THE THEME SONG
N/A : I wasn't talking about the theme song I meant:
Me: ENOUGHHHHH
sexy star in my entire life i mean in ovenbreak
my favorite cookie
pomegranetes bestie
grrrr
starfruit cookie
When you go up and talk to someone you think you know just to realize that they are indeed not that person.
Dude, I just snowman cookie-ed a guy that looked exactly like you at the gym.
A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.
Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster?
Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!
Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.
Person B: I second that!
to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour
After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours
my son got fat by the cookie monster
BEWARE! he will steal your cookies
Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”
Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster”