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Objectively the best chocolate-chip cookies ever made by a human being
Hey man, have you tried those Wade’s cookies? My mom cried for days because she can’t repeat the recipe
The act of fucking up something in a way only Guetzli could
Why'd you let the "special" kid get a goal?
Shit, i pulled a cookie
When you fucked something up so bad, only someone like Guetzli could pull it off
Why the fuck did you let the "special" kid get a goal?!
Shit sorry, i pulled a cookie
What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.
Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!
Kermit: *jumps off a building*
To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.
Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.
When you shit in another inmates sink or shit in a box and place it in another cell
I hate that guy so much, I'm gonna give him a nice warm prison cookie
A cute and beautiful Cookie from the hit game Cookie Run: Kingdom. She is a girlboss and slays
Person 1: I love Mozzarella Cookie
Person 2: Omg same I love her sm let’s be friends