When you are having anal sex from the doggie position and she thinks she needs to fart but when you pull your penis out she shits and it flip n flies everywhere.
I was taking that ass to pound town when she all the sudden started shitting everywhere. I said “what the hell was that?”. Her response “it’s a god damn flip n fly!”
Commonly used in hockey, this is what gnar shredders use when they have scored a goal with either a clapbomb or wrister when being tired and having to change. This phenomenon only happens when a player just tries to nip it so he/she could change.
Hey Dad, did you see my goal? It was a nip-n-dip. I got it top titties.
When you ask someone/someone asks you to choke them as you jerk them off.
“No wyatt, im not gonna Choke n Jerk you, oh don’t cry into a pillow now…. don’t threaten to rape me???”
When you burp on a guys dick and slurp it back up
Jessica just gave Jarquisse a good ole burp ‘N’ slurp.
tweeting out something on twitter to delete it not long after
all i do on twitter is tweet n delete!
Upside down version for "I Miss u!"
A: i n 55iw !
B: ?
A: read it upside down
B: I miss you too