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Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
a homeless person screaming into the microphone about their political beliefs, sex, drugs, and his fans being absolute fucking dorks
"dude mc ride is so fucking awesome"
"ueaj......"
Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday
Monopoly with railroads
Bob: You wanna play Ticket to Ride?
Tom: Isn't that just Monopoly with railroads?
When you ignite the head of someone. (Reference to the Marvel comic character whose head is always aflame)
The flair bartender made a bad misting and ended up ghost riding her
when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep
Belle would you like a mattress ride?
The mother of all wedgies. Give someone a wedgie, lay them flat on their stomach, bend their leg back & hook their toes into the waistband of pulled-up underwear. Not only is this an ultrawedgie, but the only way out is for the 'victim' to pull their underwear even further up their butt to get it off over their toe.
Initiation to the track team was a Turkish Camelback Ride; except for Dave, who got a DOUBLE Turkish Camelback Ride; yup; both feet hook into his underwear.