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When you eat 1 big meal the entire day instead of the reasonable 3 small meals
I had a snake meal today so I’m good for today
It means insane. Because when a snake gets chopped in two it goes crazy (don't try at home)
He was as mad as a cut snake.
A bazooka is a man-portable recoilless anti-tank rocket launcher weapon, widely deployed by the United States Army, especially during World War II. Also referred to as the "stovepipe", the innovative bazooka was among the first generation of rocket-propelled anti-tank weapons used in infantry combat. Featuring a solid-propellant rocket for propulsion, it allowed for high-explosive anti-tank (HEAT) shaped charge warheads to be delivered against armored vehicles, machine gun nests, and fortified bunkers at ranges beyond that of a standard thrown grenade or mine. The universally applied nickname arose from the M1 variant's vague resemblance to the musical instrument called a bazooka invented and popularized by 1930s American comedian Bob Burns.
Person 1: Have you seen the Drake's Snake?
Person 2: Who the fuck is Drake?
Person 1: *dies*
A person who strangles a mans snake, possibly even a fake dyke
Hey did you hear that girl Bri is a snake strangler?
A hillbillies penis.
And then I asked her. " Wanna see my hillbilly white snake?"
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.
you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.
A guy with a good masturbating technique.
Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.