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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are youa homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》
Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.
Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?
Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?
Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.
This girl will tell you the tests are hard AF but she scores a 99% on it while everyone else gets 50%.
She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.
The test was so hard even Rachel the snake failed it.
A hillbillies penis.
And then I asked her. " Wanna see my hillbilly white snake?"
A person who strangles a mans snake, possibly even a fake dyke
Hey did you hear that girl Bri is a snake strangler?
When ur playing naked twister and something accidentally goes in
Guy: Left foot on green
Girl: WoOaAh
Guy: You’ve just been silent snaked
To add in a small specific detail into a lie in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
I thought the story he was telling was legitimate, then he added some random useless information to make the story seem more believable, then I knew he was faking the snake.