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Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.
Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.
Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.
Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
What you say to a person that is fake and you want them to move on
I’m tired of you, Kiss your snake then
Some thing you say to a person that is fake and did someone wrong and you want them to move on and stop talking to them
Ok then, kiss your snake (Kys)
Example:
Eric: "Yaa you shouldda been there yesterday. Totally got my snake in a bottle"
James: "Nah dude that's impossible. You a big virgin."
A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.
Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?
Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.
Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.
When someone is stopping you from getting back onto the stage in Super Smash Bros.
Stop being a ledge snake Tomas and let me grab the ledge.