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This wonderful holiday is on October 18th.
Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick
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April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤
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April 12th. A day to treat anyone with a penis to some good ole vacuum seal two hand twist deepthroat top.
In honor of national dick sucking day, Thomas gave his boyfriend Ryan head all night.
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Polite way of saying "suck my cock", compatible to blow me
Your a loser.
Oh yeah, suck my fat one ace.
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Normally a come back in a virtual fight, or a term used in south park alot
Person 1: "Fucking Noob"
Person 2: "Suck my ballz bitch"
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When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT
Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*
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This is a sexual act where someone sucks a nut sack with a mouthful of soy sauce. Scientists have proven that the human testicles have taste buds, and they can taste sweet foods and unami, which is present in soy sauce. By filling the mouth with soy sauce both the person sucking the nut sack and the person getting their nut sack sucked can taste it. The person being sucked tastes the soy sauce and the person sucking tastes the nut sack and the soy sauce. It's a win-win.
Dude I won't let you suck my balls unless we do a two-way nut suck, because I wanna taste too.
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