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you make me want to take a shit

something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.

a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.

by Nightmares August 18, 2007

20πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Taking My Talents to South Beach

to betray, to defect

Hey bob, do you want to play for our team? We don't have any good players.

<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.

by piximon July 9, 2010

23πŸ‘ 114πŸ‘Ž


Take some Groceries out of my Trunk

The act of defication, to take a dump, to have a crap.

Doug "Hey Rob , where were you?"
Rob "I just went down to take some groceries out of my trunk"
Doug "Oh thats what that smell was"

by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


National Take Your Homie To Dinner Day

April 13th is the day you take your homie to dinner to any classy restaurant you want to take them. Make sure it’s $14 and over as your homie is special.

An example of National take your homie to dinner day.

You: hey homie let’s go to dinner
Your homie: say less
You and your homie go to Buffalo Wild Wings and share some Classic Hot Wings. :)

by TheHomieGpu February 18, 2020


Take some groceries out of my trunk

The act of deficating.

Its 10 am , 4 cups of coffee and a bran muffin later , excuse me Rob I need to take some groceries out of my Trunk

by Doogie Robertson May 20, 2007


take a bite out of her apple

the eat of her vaginal orifice - rambo

"im glad Alexis is a clean girl, id love to take a bite out of her apple!" -rambo

by -rambo September 17, 2014

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


take a lip lock on my fuck stick

a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.

Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!

by Mei Dikurts September 10, 2006

20πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž