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a person who offers to pay off your taxes if you have sex with them.
Anna: "I'm running low on money, and I need to pay taxes",
Mark: "I'll pay your taxes for you if you sleep with me tonight",
Anna: "no way, fuck off",
Mark: "no, I'm going to fuck you",
Anna: "you're such a sex taxer"
Potato sex is the act of having sex with someone who acts and moves like a potato. The cause of this is either the person is too large, and or too drunk to be accountable for the movement of their body. People who boast about what a great sex life they have, actually probably have potato sex.
She will not shut up about her sex life. I bet that bitch is "potato sex".
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"
When someone is wanting some good sex so bad their dick or pussy is throbbing for some attention. It can hurt but it feels good at the same damn time. So it’s pain and pleasure.
“Ooouu I wanna fuck Jay so bad Damn I can’t wait I need him now. Ahhh shit no, no, no, I’m having a sex ache.”
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when your whole gang on one bed all fucking at the same time.
" YO JIM, YOU SHOULD GIVE SARAHS TITS A TRY! THEY ARE SO LUSCIOUS!! "
" ALRIGHT JACK! VANESSA'S ASS IS HERE IF YOU WANT IT"
'' You guys ready for the gang sex on friday! So far 8 people are participating!
A cane you need to use to walk after a great night with Darius ("wrong hole")
Man by the time he was don't I needed my sex cane more than ever
An ordinary pencil can be converted to a sex pencil upon the act using it to penetrate your anus or vagina.
Once a pencil is a sex pencil, there is no coming back.
"hey man wanna come over, i have a sex pencil ;)"
Sex, where there's no foreplay or lubrication, and both partners come immediately and intensely.
"Well, we both came fast!" "Yeah, Bridgerton sex!"
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