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National skip school day is tomorrow!!!!!
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Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...
The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?
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A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.
Happy national older sister day sis!
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October 27th is national flash tits day
I told her it was October 27th, national flash tits day and she flashed her tits
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June 10, National Boyfriend Day, a day to celebrate the man that has made your life the best (or the worst). Really just a celebration for love! (With a man)
John, today is National Boyfriend Day! I love you.
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Held on August 19th
A day for gay sex
Hey let's fuck cause it's national gay sex day
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Today (July 3rd) is National Florence Pugh Day where we celebrate and have parties for our beloved Florence!!😌
Someone- “hey what’s the part for?”
Me-“It’s National Florence Pugh Day TIME TO CELEBRATE!!”
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