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Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to
sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"
Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
the toes on someones foot that look like the head of phineas from the popular animated tv-show phineas and ferb, the toenails of this foot will be overgrown, dirty and riddled with yellow stains. the toes and complete foot in general will be covered in thick hair the foot's owner refuses to shave.
ew wtf that guy has phineas toes
The act of being to fucking slow!
Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!
where the male or female or non-binary fucks you in the ass or coochie with there big toe.
i want you to toe sex me.
Wow look at Ilari with 7 toes up, he must like a black asshole
An enhanced version of a camel toe brought on by tighter trousers or bodybuilding steroid abuse. Shows the actual pea in the pod.
Natasha had found she got a whole lot more interest from the boys after taking steroids for 6 months and wearing tight ski pants. They couldn’t resist a peep at her clit toe.