The Console Wars are a dumpster fire that will never stop provided that people continue to misunderstand the entire fucking point of gaming and keep insulting people for having their own goddamn taste. Synonymous with "Depressed Nerds who Use False Superiority To Make Themselves Feel Better"
XBOX IS THE BEST! YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A GAMER IF YOU PLAY ON PLAYSTATION OR NINTENDO HEHEHE!
PLAYSTATION RULES!!!1!! YOU HAVE TO PLAY ON IT TO BE REAL GAMER HAHA!
NINTENDO IS THE ORIGINAL! THEY MAKE FUN GAMESSS!
NUUU, NINTENDO IS FOR BABIES! IT HAS BAD GWAPHICS!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAH!
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CONSOLE WARS!
NO, WE ARE!
WAAAAH, WAAAAH!
A sexual position in which the first party shoves his hand in the anus of the second party and expands, to symbolize a nuke. Can be enhanced by saying covfefe at the same time.
Yes I did ruin WWIII for you.
I did World War III on my girl last week.
Dude, what is wrong with you.
The coolest person alive.
I wanna be just like him!
Omg, World War is so cool!
We love Jay!
A kick ass game released in 2018. That badass motherfucker kratos is in Norse and fucks up more god's with his son, boy.
"yo bro you heard of God of War"
"Yeah bro kratos is so badass"
"Goddamn right"
The reason I unknowingly learned greek mythology.
God Of War is the best PS2 game. It has aged pretty well for such an awesome DVD console.
Red War was a war that happened yesterday 10 am i got in a fight using my red balloon
Did you join in the Red War yesterday
In the wars means someone that is constantly having trouble completing any task. Normally consists of throwing hands in the air and a lot of hands on hips while swearing about a task
Hey look there’s Mick he’s in the wars again today