Wet my whistle

Basically, it means to do something you enjoy. Technically, it means you do something to moisturize your mouth, like drink something.

I'm going to drink a beer to wet my whistle.
I like that car, it really wets my whistle.

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Tenessee Wet Nurse

alcoholic drink comprising of Bourbon and Milk, only suitable in the event of a lack of coke/pepsi for a regular bourbon & cola

i ran out of coke for my bourbon, so i made a Tenessee Wet Nurse instead, damn that shit was so good

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wet cat syndrome

Wet Cat Syndrome (WCS)--- When a person, usually a male, begins to resemble a wet cat, usually due to lack of exercise and poor diet. While this syndrome has an obvious cure, most of those that are plagued by it cannot seem to find it. That being said, the syndrome only progresses until the patient hits rock bottom at Terminal Wet Cat Syndrome or TWCS. At this stage the patient is considered to be "walking dead" or "skin and bones" and those who view him just begin to feel sorry for him.

We were at the gym the other day and we saw a marine who had terminal wet cat syndrome.

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Wet Stamp

The act of "stamping" and individual with the wet tip of one's penis (usually due to a mix of semen and vaginal secretions), preferably on the forehead. Similar to a mushroom stamp only juicer and more degrading.

"What happened last night? I feel terrible and there's some sort of funky residue on my face. Did somebody give me a Wet Stamp?

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wet spoon

The past event of stirring your tea

All I was left with was a wet spoon after drinking my tea!

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wet rugby ball

What Rob the nurse says after a rugby match.

Example: Please get your wet rugby balls off my forehead.

He slapped Rob in the forehead with his wet rugby balls.

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Wet Brown Hell

An African American stripper specializing in moisture-positive strip teases.

1: Brad, what's all over your shirt?
2: Oh, you know, I got hit by the Wet Brown Hell last night.

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