puddle person

A person who is good at art and animation but doesn’t think they are but all their friends are secretly jealous

The puddle herself: I’m not really that good at drawing
T: yes you are
The puddle herself: no
T: you’re such a puddle person

TMBPOAT (the most beautiful person of all time)

Some who is genuinely stunning both inside and out and has an amazing sense of style and a beautiful smile to match it. When you meet this person you will know it instantly and probably not be able to look away, you will be captivated completely and utterly.

‘Wow who is that?’ *jaw hangs open slightly* ‘that’s Layla, she’s TMBPOAT (the most beautiful person of all time) I can’t believe I’ve had the pleasure to meet her’

First Person porn

Shooting Infront Of 8-10 people

If you wanna be like the pros come over to the first person porn companys

Cutest person ever in the universe

Finneus is the cutest person ever because they are adorable and are cute in every single way possible

Finneus your the cutest person ever in the universe!

December, Give the person that you know likes you a chance

In the whole month, ONLY if your single, U have to give the girl that likes you a chance. It's the opposit as simp September, you have to show the girl/boy that you're into the person ..but not play that person, if you do then you have to send that person the ugliest picture of you and that person is allowed to post it and say mean comments about you

Shortcut: GTPTYKLYC or DECEMBER LOVERS

1 boy: "yo my man, it's December!
2 boy: yeah I know, it's gonna be Christmas
1 boy: no, not ONLY that, IT'S DECEMBER, GIVE THE PERSON THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU A CHANCE... which means you have to give that girl that's into you a chance!
2 boy: oh... I mean she is kinda pretty and cute so why not

personality machine broke

Uh just a sassy phrase I use

"whassup girl"
"Personality machine broke"

Person π

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or semi-irrational

Person i: I am back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words extremely stupid and dumb!
Person π: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently
Person e :2.718281828459045…