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apple is a red fruit that you can eat*
*for fucking off the doctors XD
"hey apple, hey... hey apple!" (telling you to fuck off
The best company ever, if you’re super slow dumb as android has something good, we’ll have it in less than 2 years but 50x better
Guy 1:I just got the new android
Guy 2:the new apple iPhone Just came out today
Guy 1:shit
Why the fuck is yo dumbass looking up apple you know what the fuck it is stupid
“Why the fuck did yo dumbass look up apple”
The reason why gravity was invented
Newton: mhhh apple, lets create gravity
an unintelligent thing that when used on girls (throw an apple at them) will come running as fast as usain bolt on steroids
oh look a group of teenage girls one of them looks hot throw an apple at them