albertan bush party

When 30+ rig workers rent a worn down strip club to snort lines of other men’s body parts in secrecy while an active shooter weans the herd. A bush measuring competition usually follows this outlandish extravaganza often won by one of the many toothless hookers who inhabit this barren wasteland.

“Oh fuck bud let’s head er down to the albertan bush party - I hear they got some mad honk on the plow from last nights bender”

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Popping Out A Bush

When you go out wearing a dress and you don't wear panties.

- "What was Tiffany wearing last night?!"
- "I'm not sure but she was definitely popping out a bush"

george w bush

solely responsible for reviving the anarcho punk and hippy communities.

also responsible for proving the fact that the general population of america are idiots.

"we've got bush! we've got bush!"
-booger

"he's the idiot son-of-an-asshole"
-fat mike

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recovering Bush supporters

people from groups such as gun owners, NASCAR fans, investors,and born-again Christians who have woke up, removed their blinders and see Bush for what he really is and this will cause the breakdown of the coalition that elected and re-elected the president.

At a meeting for recovering Bush supporters Billy Bob learned about Bush's policies and saw clearly why he did not have a job, health insurance, or a future. A first-step to recovery is to admit that they are powerless after listening to Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Neal Boortz and Fox News and that their lives had become unmanageable.

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George Bush

A type of person who screws over a country and sends troops into war without even declaring war... a straight up D - Bag.. GOD BLESS CANADA

(not really just used to emphasize Bush is a faggot, the U.S. and A is still the country of all countries

After George Bush got done taking it from his wife he decided to send innocent troops into the desert.

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george bush

Slang for monkey. Also used as a slang for "cock smasher","fuck face","twat mouth","dirty sanchez",and "leaf"

Fuckin' George Bushes all over this goddamn zoo.

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George H.W Bush

A great man who died on the 30th November, 2018. He was a former U.S. Navy, as well as the 41st POTUS. Also the father of George W. Bush, the 43rd POTUS.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you hear that bush died recently?
Guy 2: Damn, Bush died?
Guy 1: Oh, sorry, I meant George H.W Bush.
Guy 2: Oh, okay lol.

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