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When you get beat up by a bunch of homeless cocaine addicts
Man, I'm sorry I didnt come the other day, I had a massive crack attack
When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.
Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!
A slow & chill but meaningful rapper
Persone 1: what type of music do you listen to?
Persone 2: r&b & crack attack
A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.
*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”
“Crack Attack!!!”
Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.
A secret organization made by a secret company
yo are you apart of croth? (Crack Rock On The Head)
A back crack that is so loud it can be heard over the phone. Alternatively, it is a back crack so crisp and audible that all the people in a room are both drawn to it and are left wanting the same for their own vertebrae.
“Hey man my back has been killing me.”
“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”
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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”