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Daniel

Daniel Is a man who is just a fucking legend. His dick is so massive that the ground trembles when he walks. When he enters a room people shake in their boots at the very site of a man named Daniel. A man named Daniel is literally a blessing from god himself and every big booty bitch is obliged to give him the sloppiest head. At this point just give the man everything you have.

Bob, “who’s the new guy and why is everyone talking about him”

Jeff, “ how do you not know , it’s Daniel the living legend

Bob, “oh it’s Daniel, that explains the pre-cum in my pants

by Unchanging truth November 21, 2021


Daniel

A Daniel is a person who you can trust.Daniels mostly always have a secret admirer but, Daniels always end up flirting into relationships he doesn't want. Daniels sometimes have trouble when trying to tell his crush he likes her. But if you end up being a friend of a Daniel, you can always trust him. You can also tell a Daniel a secret and he will never tell that secret to anybody. Daniels mostly fall in love with women who's names are Jessica, Nancy, Brianna, Amber, Isabella, Chloe. Daniels also act normal around their crush, Daniels are very good at hiding his feelings. Daniel normally hang out with his friends at all time and always have his friends back. Most Daniels don't really get along with his family and mostly are sad, but because they are very good at hiding there feelings, they always seem to be happy.

Girl 1: Hey Daniel, I know you like that one girl
Daniel:PSSSSSSSHHHHHH no...
Nancy:Oh, Hey guys
Daniel: OH hey Nancy
Girl 1:Hi Nancy,welp i gotta go now
Daniel And Nancy: Ok Bye

*Girl 1 Leaves*
Daniel:Soooo..Nancy,
Nancy:...sooooo?
Daniel: Dammmm i just realized im lonely as fuck
Nancy: ....nicee, WELP... i also gotta go now
Daniel: OK, bye then
*Nancy Leaves*
Daniel:...welp...that went..."amazing".... ive should of told her....

by ¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿? October 28, 2019


Daniel

Daniel is the star in every room his presence is earned not given.he is social and a friend of everyone’s but beware he’s charming but unpleasant don’t tick him off he’ll chew you up and spit you out.Daniel is predicted to be the wealth in his group and the one to look out.hell never let you down.

“Let me introduce you to the goat
“Whose the goat”…?
“Daniel you fool!!!

by Walking thesaurus November 23, 2021


Daniel

Dyslexic state of denying.

I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic... I was in daniel.

by Blueberry Jerry March 22, 2020


Daniel

A long bodied male that long body long snaps

Rando guy: wow look at that long bodied long snapper who is that

Another rando: that’s a bean man pole named Daniel

by Yessirrrbuddayyyy December 9, 2019


Daniel

He is a bitch and is selfish he was a former fat kid and his parents don’t love him he is a bitch

Daniel is a bitch

by Dyydhdbx August 4, 2019


daniel

daniel is papi

daniel is my api chulo

by jason papi March 31, 2022