If you do not know, you will be happier!
"If I train is traveling at 67 MPH from Philadelphia and another train is traveling at 51 MPH from St. Louis, and the passengers do not know they are on a collision course. Will they be happier?"
The Genius, Stephen Colbert.
Seeing as it is pencils down?
Border Security
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A extended period of time when you smoke mad bud and get mad blazed.
Me and my bro had a 5 gram sit-down and we were tripping balls!
yo we going to have a 10 gram sit-down before we eat that 20 foot pizza,because we will have crazy munchies!!
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Taking a huge dump after eating.
I just ate a Chipolte, now im going to go Throw it down.
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The rare act of drinking andvacting a fool while hanging out with the boys during the work week at the bar or drinking outside the home past the age of 30 because your wife got you bitch whipped .
Guy 1: Who's down to clown tonight?
Guy 2: You kidding me? It's a Tuesday night bro. I have to be up at 5:30 am bro!
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drop the soup bowl...
fall ass over tits...
pass wind in a public place...
obviously have nothing better to say...
kid is walkin along when suddenly he begins to stumble...
kid' whooo aa wooaa ooo
kid falls over
J' MAN DOWN !!! TAXIE !!! somebody get this kid a beer
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a fat lazy redard that has downsyndrome and writes with there shit in the KFC washroom.
jahanna has touch downs and is a fat retarded
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When people (mostly males) have gained enough weight that their guts cause their belt buckles to point downward towards the ground instead of out as it normally would on a slim person. The role of a person's belt changes when one reaches a gut of this size. Instead of the belt preventing one's pants from falling down, it starts to hold your gut up. When one begins to Buckle Down, they have exceeded dicky doo.
"Man, Adam has gained so much weight that he really has started to buckle down."
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