A game that sucks but everybody still play it for some odd reason
Fortnite is for people with no life
The most effective birth control device
Fred: hey man want to go ride dirt bikes after school?
Mason: no I’m going to play fortnite
Fred: guess you’re gonna die a virgin
A newly discovered form of cancer. It takes place mostly in 9-12-year-olds, but there are certain cases in which fully grown adults seem to be contracted with this disease. Unlike other cancers, this one is communicable by means of brainwash, blackmail, and peer pressure from former close ones, who are now just online "friends"
Sam: hey i play fortnite.
Me: oh im sorry so whens the funeral?