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When your brown ass self is born just to keep your father in the U.S.
Austin: "Bruh aren't you gonna get deported next month"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"
A school that is know for many people taking their lives in as well as some teachers. There are 4 groups of people in this school on lunch time. The basketball courts is where A lot of people who got suspended hit their juul, and the library is for nerds who are all white. Outside the library is where the gamers are at, The lunch line place is where all the guys who think they are in high school go to with their fake girlfriends they break up with the next day. And finally, HCC A.K.A Hugh Center Court is where all the ballsy people who suck off their teachers for good grades go to. Finally, the football field is where all the hypebeast kids sit. You can find a Jordan Khan There. Under that in the Basketball court you can find some kids who were suspended hitting the juul (Jorge, ) and finally the place where all the suicides happen is near the bike cages at the portables.
Hey bro did you hear that anthony bourdain hit a greene middle school on em?
Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Marine. Getting the "big green weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with duty on a particularly important weekend, getting in trouble for some small petty shit while being in garrison, getting stationed at a shithole like 29 Dumps.
The "big" represents the big bad Marine Corps picking on the little guy, the Marine. The "green" represents the true color of the Corps. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
LCpl Hooligan: What I got duty again?! Dude Im getting fucked in the ass by the big green weenie!
LCpl Didlysquat: Fa sho.
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A junior "congresswoman" from Georgia who has been stripped of power because she is a clueless cunt. Believes in the asinine conspiracy theories of Qanon and professional sycophant of cheeto baby jesus. Not only is she a twisted fuck who supports fascism, she pretends to actually know the meaning of big words like socialism, patriotism, economics, American history, debating, constitution, 2nd Amendment, constituents, and religion. An embarrassing attempt at representing an uneducated district, she has done nothing in congress but make a complete fucking ass of herself and the cult party she so desperately wants approval from. She betrays herself an NRA puppet who fantasizes killing Americans who are liberal when in reality couldn't hit water if she fell out of a boat. Her incompetents has now become legendary in American politics and will go down in history as a total failure and permanent shit stain of a human being.
Marjorie Taylor Green: Come out of your office and face me AOC! I want to know why you support abortion!
Camera man: I believe she is hiding in there!
Wall speaker: Say hello to my little friend! Boom!
Rioter 1: Quick! Deploy the Marjorie Taylor Green!
Rioter 2: I'm having trouble aiming the thing!
Rioter 1: Stop pointing it at me dude!
Rioter 2: It's not working!
Rioter 1: I can't read the instructions!
Rioter 2: Just press that red button...
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A trope female character type popularized in Chinese internet novels, a Green Tea Bitch is a female character who appears calm, kind, innocent, or charming on the surface, but is actually intelligent, cunning, and calculating underneath, usually for the purposes of manipulating others into giving them gain.
Some common traits include:
Revenge as a primary motive for the manipulative behavior
Often uses their skill to win over difficult or villainous characters
Presenting themselves as wronged in order to garner sympathy, or purposefully allowing their enemies to harm them, in order to make the enemy lose ground
An ability to flip arguments and intelligently talk their way out of accusations or repercussions
Usually the main character
Often has special or secret knowledge (such as in an isekai or rebirth novel), or else has a very high EQ allowing her to read people.
Common for 'villainess-turned-good' characters
If she has/had a job, it is most commonly as an actress
Usually written to be likable to readers
Related to the White Lotus Flower/White Lotus Bitch, which is a similar female character type, in that an innocent face is presented to the world while hiding bad intentions. The distinguishing trait between the two tends to be the level of intelligent calculation, with Green Tea Bitches seen as the more smart and scheming of the two.
Feilu knew the answer to the puzzle, but pretended not to know, asking guiding questions until Nianxi thought she solved it herself. Delighted with her smart and helpful little sister, Nianxi decided to ask the Emperor to allow Feilu to attend the royal academy. "That's our green tea bitch!"-a reader in the comments.
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A person who appreciates Green Day for producing music that they have liked and rocked out to for a number of years now.
Though, recently and becoming more common is the older Green Day 'fan', who is ditching their loyalty to the band, as they feel that liking them is 'un-cool' now that they have been more in the public eye.
Since American Idiot was released, the kids that have grown to like Green Day through the newest album, apparently make Green Day a bad band to support.
This is a very simplistic view to take, and it just highlights that the average older Green Day fan who takes this approach is really a dumbass deep down.
True Green Day Fan: "I will remain loyal to Green Day until the day I die."
Dumbass Green Day Fan: "Green Day blow now that they are famous. I only support bands that no one has ever heard of, and when those bands become famous i shall ditch them too. I suck."
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The girl who has blue-green eyes is a fun, exciting person. The one everyone else envys. She's beautiful even without makeup. When she walks into a room all of the men and even the women stare. She's the truest friend you could ever have and a good keeper of secrets. Don't look into her eyes too long because you may fall under her spell and become addicted. She's a keeper.
I can't stop thinking of her; it must be her blue-green eyes.
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