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Its when you're receiving a little head from your newest chick, you're kicked back in the reclining position. All the sudden you realize that this is the GREATEST blowjob ever. It feels like she has three hands wrapped on your junk. The balls are warm, the shaft is being massaged in two directions, it's like heaven for your package!
Dude, I was half asleep when she started, by the time she was done with the three hand magic, I blew like a buffalo!
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People who act drunk when there are drunk people around.
Bitch had nothing to drink but she still made out with that guy because everybody else was drunk. She was second hand drunk.
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to act outside of the conforms of society. To be an outlaw, bad ass, (John Wayne).
In refrence to Paul Newmans Character Luke in the movie Cool Hand Luke who refused to follow the rules of society or prison.
Why can't you just be normal mike, your always acting all cool hand luke and shit.
I'm the only cool hand luke left in this town.
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1) To stab someone in the back.
2) The hand that feeds is the name of a wicked song off of the Nine Inch Nails cd "With Teeth".
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
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a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.
"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.
"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"
duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.
"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."
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Noun(2)
synonyms: nebraska man hands, nebraskan, man hands, fat ass, fatty, amy
1. A person who has very strong, muscular, man-like hands.
2. A person who is either fat, huge, or obese.
example:
Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.
Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!
Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?
Amy: Why, sure!
Tuan: Thanks a lot, Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you were going to try to eat me or something...
Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!
Tuan: Okay! Thanks, fat ass!
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after a long days working placing your hand on your sweaty nut sack and then placing said hand onto someones face.
I gave Talbo a the worst ball sweat hand after i played tennis in a sauna... thats a sweaty, sweaty ball sack
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