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Love island

A British ITV reality show where a group of brain dead fuck boys and thots spend a week in a holiday villa to find love.

For the 4 years this show has been running there has been nothing but the same old unnecessary drama and bitching and backstabbing, but some how the fruit loops who support this cringe worthy show are still hooked on watching Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shag three days after meeting one another and then crying and getting fake depressed when their two day relationship falls apart.

I have no idea how people still get excited when this program starts every summer, because it just promotes cheating and bullying. The only thing that changes every year are the crack heads that enter the show, but they still get cockier every year. This show makes me ashamed to be british!!

The whole of love island in 10 seconds:
girl : *filling in her drawn in eye brows and straightening over dyed hair* Omg av jus been cheated on init lak dafuq men r all fukin pigs yeh

Boy: *stroking his greasy, over gelled hair* Am sorry but I luv sumwun else yeh it just ain’t working aat

Girl: U ruined ma fukin laf I shoulnt av neva got wiv u

by SaltySpoon178 May 31, 2019

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Love Agopy

an angelic term which means, the ultimate love to the highest powers.

Love Agopy!

by psuedoian November 3, 2011


accidentally in love

One of greatest songs of all time known famous by Counting Crows, guaranteed to put you in in a good mood, no matter what condition your in :).

Dude, Accidentally In Love, that's my shit right there!

by awe7197 October 26, 2013

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Love Motel

A budget hotel (especially in Asian counties) where couples or adulterous spouses can have discreet sexual encounters.

In many Asian countries housing is dense and there is a stigma about being heard while having sex.

Love Motels, as they are popularly referred to, are stocked with sex toys, sex chairs, a free XXX video shelf, and "couples" bath tubs.

Also, when young couples travel they often can not afford nicer accommodations, so they patronize these ubiquitous establishments.

*In Konglish, Koreans say or text mt for "Love Motel"

"Seoul is expensive, but there are some clean love motels close to some of the sights."

"We stayed at a love motel that had a dildo vending machine."

by gdolezal February 17, 2009

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Love On Tour

Or "Live On tour" is the Name of Harry Style's shows tour.

Ir you're a Harrie you really want go to the Love On Tour!

(Like me)

A: Hey i get tickets for the love On tour!

B: Omg! I hate you so much right now!

A: I know 😏

by Sweetcheeks28 September 6, 2021


unretweeted love

this occurs when someone follows another's twitter account religiously and the other person does not follow them, or even know he/she exists

"I freak out if I don't read every single one of @taylorswift13's tweets. I am completely obsessed."
"Does she follow you?"
"Um...well...no."
"Ah, I see. Another depressing case of unretweeted love."

by Anna Graham October 10, 2009


Love Quadrangle

A person falling in love with another, however that “other” likes someone’s who isn’t them. Which that person likes another person. And yet that person has a crush on someone else, which that someone else happens to like the first person. Be prepared, unexpected summer crushes could ruin a party if not handled carefully.

“It turns out my matchmaking skills turned this into a love Quadrangle!”

by SHorseOof June 29, 2018