Meat-patty

noun: a gross living being with either physical or emotional setbacks that make them less appealing to be around or be seen with.

it can also be used as a word randomly used to describe and action, a place, or a time.

Dave: Did you see that meat-patty over there?
Ron: Ya dude...I sneezed and shit in my pants at the same time (see snooped).
Dave: I'd rather put my penis in a can of coke and risk cutting the edges than even hold hands with that ogre of a person.
Other Use:
Ron: Dude wtf? You said Indiana Beach was nice...this place iis totally meat patties...theirs fucking bandaids in the water.
Dave: Sorry man...I didn't know this place sucked so much meat patties...this is not the shit

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Meat Flab

See vagina, pussy, cunt

Ew, look at that meat flab

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spice the meat

This happens when a girl gives head to a guy, pukes on his dick, and then he jacks off on her face. Using the puke as lube is much like spicing meat before cooking it.

Shannon let me spice the meat right on her face.
Don't eat tacos before you spice the meat.

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smoked meat

Reffering to a womans pussy lips, because of its slight resemblance in colour to a smoked meat sandwich.

Montreal has the best smoked meat.

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meat rack

derogatory reference to a fit bloke
(the rack from which the meat hangs)

who's your new meat rack?

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meat sheath

for covering your man meat

billy "hello there tommy how long have you had that attractive meat sheath?"
tommy "oh we have been dating for 3 weeks"

also known as a woman

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Meat-Axe

1. A Meat-Axe is a person that is very good with a member of the opposite sex. A Meat-Axe is usually a male and can be very persuasive to females. Usually very confident in Himself he can Handle rejection because he will most likely have the second definition of Meat-Axe
2. Meat-Axe can also be reference to the size of a males Penis. Meat-Axe means the bearer has an abnormally large Penis

1. Man Jimmy is such a Meat-Axe, look at him go
2. Oh man i was talking to jess and she said Dave as A Meat-Axe
Combined: Wow from what I hear Bruce is a Meat-Axe with a Meat-Axe

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