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good hair vs Bad hair

Great place to troll for trout

That bar is full of good hair vs Bad hair angst

by Jumpingchaos March 8, 2024


Queer hair

Jacob Perkins hair

Jacobs hair is queer hair

by Jacob Perkins has queer hair February 1, 2021


hair smashie

A hat that smashes one's hair.

Unfortunately, I'm wearing a hair smashie.

by Ereck Flowers June 22, 2016


Hair monkey

A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."

"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"

by DidgeDrone November 6, 2023


scissor hair

the haircut from that one Panic! photo shoot that Ryan Ross was holding scissors

the scissor hair was the best hair

by beexneedle April 30, 2018


Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by September 14, 2020


Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.

Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!

by geej123 April 18, 2021