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I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation
Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.
When you don’t give a fuck but in McDonald
Ur mom:*exists*
Ronald McDonald:I'm McFuckin it
When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)
Keeps resending the message I accidentally misspelled
Snoopy from the discord server I'm in is annoying
The opposite of the saying "I was about to say!"; when one tells another something that is hard to believe yet is in fact true
Spack No.2: "Next time your class does a Kahoot or whatever make sure you give me the code!"
Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"
Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"
Spack No.5: "College"
Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"
(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)
This definition is deprived of a true story
- Piss