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A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.
"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"
A phrase used by senile people confused thinking of the more common phrase "one trick pony".
*Replying to press after reporter asks if allegations against Hunter Biden are Russian disinformation:
"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony."
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When you don't get treated with the same amount or love or respect. One sided affection.
I used to love this girl Cristina but I eventually found out it was a one way street kind of love.
A kids song made by Robbie Rotten, from Lazy Town, about teaching 3 other individuals about villainy. It was made popular via the high quality rips of SiIvaGunner.
Lazy Town's song "We Are Number One" is number one.
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A person you had a lot of feelings for and still do. The person you wanted to be worth it and you wonder why it never worked out and if you should have done more, tried harder . In the end you think your over them but no one compares really.
“Shit I looked back at the pictures of us from the party the other day and our conversations about that wanderlust song and realised that I fucked up. I wish I had tried more with him. He’s definatly the one that got away
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A synonym for a one shot, a one hit KO, or winning at something in one fell swoop.
If you ever face me it'll be a one-hit acquit!
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Two guys from central Ohio, Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun, that make some of the most amazing music that will ever grace your ear drums. They don't want to be heard, they want to be listened to. If you're looking for a crazy, high evolvement concert with plenty of sweat to go around and crowd surfing galore, by all means, go to their next show!
From their website:
"Basically, we are all responsible for the preservation of our personal joy; but happiness is different. Joy is not circumstantial, happiness is. You can be depressed and still have joy. You can be suicidal and still have joy. We all stop thinking and we all stop talking and we all stop sharing and we all stop creating, because by doing any of these things we quickly find out just how unhappy we are. But that's ok. That's normal. Don't let the fear of unhappiness cripple your pursuit of finding what it is you believe. Since joy is found in belief, we all have to push through unhappiness to find joy. Basically."
Check them out at twentyonepilots.com
Human #1: Did you guys go to the Twenty One Pilots Show on November 19, 2011?
Human #2: YEAH! THEY SOLD OUT THE WHOLE NEWPORT MUSIC HALL!
Human #3: My shirt is still wet from everyones sweat.
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