straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit
perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight
a slur towards bi people whom are cross-oriented
Homophobe: That homo-straight wants to date another guy
A guy who has epic side burns!
Your boyfriend is such a straight neck, how did you manage to get him to go out with you?
Fucked hared than you can imagine
I'm gonna end you over a table and fuck you donkey straight!
it's just nandermo
straight nandermo once said "vampirism is a curse and i ... care for you too much to burden you with that."
the opposite of gay nandermo, whatever that is
“vampirism is a curse and i care for you too much to burden you with that it would weigh too heavy on my conscience BOOP there’s that smile” - straight nandermo
When your teeth and sexuality are both equally straight.
"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"