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When you cry over everything after a few drinks.
When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.
A beer that is watery and low in alcohol content. Generally reserved for teenagers or men who are pussy whipped.
Hey Cecil, I hear your missus is home this weekend. Want to have some session beers so she doesn't file for divorce when you get home?
1) The sneaky thing a guy does (and picks up) when he really wants to Netflix and Chill, but has asked you out on a date and is coming over to your house to pick you up.
2) A cheap azz date
Girl 1: So where did you guys go last night?
Girl 2: Nowhere! He was another Redbox and Beer jerk!
Girl 1: Awwwww...sorry
Girl1: Did he wine you and dine you last night?
Girl 2: More like Redbox and Beer!
Girl 1: Awwww...sorry
When one gets drinking alot and thinks their music is at a reasonable volume that won't upset their neighbors, roommates, etc, but is actually way too loud.
Raoul warned me several times to keep my music down, but I had the beer muffs on again last night and now I'm homeless again.
An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.
The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.
When you're drunk and find yourself dancing to top 40 songs that you normally hate. Similar to concept of beer goggles
Miley Cyrus sounds a lot better after a couple of drinks, when you have beer muffs