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Very dirty pig. Loves putting its bacon into others snout. loves it when others call him daddy pig and shouts pork me, pork me. loves to suck curly tails
From Aussie Peppa pig, daddy pig gets caught
a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
Reverse blumpkin. Female being eating out while taking a poop
I gave her a dirty pig roasts last night
Tasteless "screamo" music that closely resembles the sound of pigs screaming.
My roommate came out of his room to clean the living room with some screaming pigs.
A small girl taking a huge dick
That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
A food that consists of small sausages wrapped in bacon. It is eaten in Britain lots.
Guy 1: dude what did you have for breakfast today?
Guy 2: I had pigs in blankets, they were so good!
When you place a freshly cooked slice of bacon on your Penis and your partner eats your Penis like a Pigs in blanket, a classic in the traditional english roast dinner.
Take it one step further and you can sever the “pigs in blankets” and serve it on a platter to diners e.g school canteen or a care home
i’m really craving some pigs in blankets