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pensioner porn

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.

Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!

by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021


choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle

omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there

by stresspacito October 15, 2018


torture porn villainess

A sexy female villain who is poorly written because the creator is focused on the awful thing(s) he wants to have happen to her in the end to satisfy or shock the audience.

Person A: Now that you've read my story, I want your completely honest opinion on the young female villain.

Person B: Honestly, you had a really interesting concept for a character there, but you ruined it- because almost all of your writing decisions around her revolved around drumming up excitement and demand for the bad things you did to her in the end, and your story and the fandom treated her as if her body, her screams, her pain, and her death were all she had to offer the story, she's nothing more than a torture porn villainess, and that doesn't really do you justice as a writer.

by SNWT October 5, 2024


Torture Porn Villainess

A (usually designed to be sexy) female character who the writer or storyteller goes out of their way to make ridiculously evil so the audience will demand, crave, and celebrate her pain, usually with the intention of having something disturbing or sadistic happen to her.

Friend: Malty was so evil! She deserved what she got in the webcomic!

Me: Of course that torture porn villainess was so evil- how else would the guy who wrote her be able to convince an audience that the woman deserved the sick things he had happen to her? He did it to be an edgelord.

by Zlisted September 11, 2024


Porn Showers

*Derived from: Corn Showers

When you shower with sweet creamy corn.

"Qrow and Winter had a porn showers together."

by RubyRose_ April 14, 2023


poverty porn

Porn that is made by people who wouldn't ordinarily do porn, but seriously need the money. This explains why some people who appear in porn but obviously have no idea what they are doing.

Dave: That chick Taylor is so hot. She made the whole DVD worth buying.

Sean: I heard she was doing poverty porn to get her transmission fixed.

by james savik November 6, 2023

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gay midget porn

gay midget porn

that is some hot gay midget porn

by gaymanpussydestroyer69 February 27, 2023