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social media groomer

A parent or adult who puts a child on social media for the purpose of exploiting them for their own social media benefit.

That family is a social media groomer, they're posting their kids on social media and coaching them through videos for their own benefit. Have you seen the Costco dad video? He's a social media groomer

by Joejoedinks February 21, 2025


social daddy

A sugar daddy, but for social status and friendship. Though it can be sexual, but it doesn't have to.

'Why are Sandra and Anna constantly around Josh from 12th grade?'
-Oh, they need a new social daddy.

by defgod223 November 25, 2016


Social Portfolio

A social media page that serves as an easy "business card" or example of how social you are and in what way (posts, stories, followers), i.e. through Instagram or Facebook. It is the essential step that follows after meeting and talking to a stranger.

Instagram is today's number-one form of Social Portfolio. It's the easiest way for people to know me at a glance.

by bwsimonse December 06, 2021


Drunken Social Studies Teacher

1. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is a nickname given to a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historicall, racial or political topics with little or no accuracy.

2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.

Tell the bartender we need another round, the Drunken Social Studies Teacher at the end of the bar is at it again!

by Toecutterguitar August 08, 2019


Cyber Social Anxiety

Cyber Social Anxiety is a condition that someone has when they have a fear of socialising with others online possibly due to past experiences getting cyber bullied, doxxed, or even no reason at all.

Typically, those people may have little to no online presence, including no social media and may request not to have their pictures taken in case it shows up online where they would get made fun of.

“Why don’t you have an Instagram?”

“Because I have Cyber Social Anxiety.”

“What’s that?”

Same thing with Social Anxiety but online.”

by yourbestiefriendleo August 05, 2023


social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie specifically taken in order to put on one's own social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.

I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test

by Sexydimma April 15, 2015


social selfie

social selfie

( to be abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie one specifically takes in order to put on their social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.

Since I don't use social media all that much I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test

by Sexydimma January 06, 2015