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Socialism is a label American Conservatives and republiqans put on anything that is wholesome and beneficial to society and does nothing wrong for anyone whatsoever so they can have an excuse to fuck it in the ass because they are the villains of the story of America.
Examples of things Republicans might think is socialism based on what they already find socialist:
The right to vote
A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything
When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies
Beating the final boss of dark souls
Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time
Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming
Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.
Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode
Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
I'm an American, I don't know this is
American: I just had to pay taxes this is totally socialism
Someone else: Yeah sure
when the government taxes businesses and corporations to make sure they wont build factories to create jobs. where the government trains and pays people to murder your opposition.
where the government steals all the money from doctors, and inventors, businessman, and rich people to pay poor people not to go to work, or to work jobs that don't actually do anything. when the government pays people to make 5% of the population perpetually poor.
the socialist matrix is to overeducate the middle class, overtax the rich, and to prevent the poor from going to school, or having enough money to actually afford to be employed.
this government is based on the idea of converting to communism - to force doctors to stay, to force doctors to work, and to make everyone poor thus ensuring the only reason people go to work, is so they don't end up in jail.
Canada is a capitalist society, the government pretend's its based on socialism, the idea that if you force people to be poor, you can increase education, and immigration!
Something that everybody thinks is communism
Some old uncle: China is communist
The leftist niece: Uncle, there’s never been a communist country, the closest we’ve gotten is socialism. And China is very capitalist
(Civilian) Social Commandeering (AKA Social Hijacking)
A phenomenon where individuals, under the guise of social righteousness, attempt to seize control of someone's work, career, or reputation. These groups believe their moral or social agendas should take precedence and use social pressure to enforce this belief. On the internet, they often target artists, podcasters, or other creators, demanding that they endorse specific agendas or censor certain content. This practice forces creators to speak with a voice other than their own, undermining their original goals and leading to severe repercussions, such as public shaming or career damage, if resisted. This can be seen as a form of reverse 'Virtue Signaling,' where the pressure to conform is imposed externally rather than expressed personally.
"After releasing a new virtual art exhibition, the host faced Social Commandeering when a vocal group demanded the removal of an artist they found controversial." "Wow, even here people are so risk averse!"
News from your peers. Word of mouth news. News 2.0
Tammy logged onto her Facebook to read the social news coverage on a concert that she was unable to attend. She read comments, saw pictures, and watched some of the concert on video which was recorded on a smartphone. She felt happy because she finished her term paper and still felt as if she was actually at the concert.
A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.
Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.