A man who takes on the aspects of a nice guy, but only until he is rejected. At that point, he will abandon her and redirect his efforts toward other girls. While the result can be problematic for the girl who just rejected him, especially if he previously went to great lengths to do nice things for her, he will justify his behavior with the claim that he doesn't like being used.
Me: "I'm a conditional nice guy."
Other guy: "So you're a douchebag?"
Me: "No, I am a nice guy, but only until she rejects me."
Other guy: "But she has the right to say 'no'."
Me: " I hate being used just as much as she does."
Other guy: "Touché"
A short formed video, usally a tiktok, with a family guy or south park clip with Chinese text underneath along with English Subtitles. And then some goofy mobile game or a satisfying video below it. These videos are for the most braindead individuals to enjoy, since they are just entertainment stimulus in the goofiest way.
John: "Bro my For You Page is just all Family Guy Funnies"
Bill: "Same here, I've seen the same clip 100's of times now"
A person who doesn’t want to suck but, unfortunately, does. Despite their efforts to be cool, likeable or funny, they fall flat.
A: “Ryan’s a nice guy but he’s just the worst.”
B. “He’s a total means-well-guy.”
A. “Still sucks.”
The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents
Dale: "Some niger stole all my packages"
Rick: "What can I say, it is black guy's Christmas" :(
This is used when someone has an overwhelming amount of rizz and is basically a gigachad.
I don't get it man, every chick for some reason gets real flirty with me and their boyfriends are getting mad at it for me
You're just "that guy" buddy.
He's just "THAT GUY" buddy. And you ain't it unfortunately.
Can just be called Skrrt skrrt
Used to describe guys who listen to too much trap music and are inspired by It that they start dressing like the trap artists and will usually have short dreads .
That guy with blond dreads and ripped jeans is a skrrt skrrt.
Skrrt skrrt guys are always using trap song slang , it’s annoying.
Very rough sex with two or more gay leprechauns all being vegans with liquid gold as lubricant and preformed in a pot of gold. Both of who ages added up to 30 yrs old.
Hop on stumble guys is defined as this
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