American tea

Shitty af "tea" no one knows how to make properly

Have you tried that American tea I dont think it's that nice

texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.

John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.

tea sis

words that cringy ass 12 year old kids at middle school say when there is something crazy going on.

“Hey can I get some gum?” “No.” “OMG THATS THE TEA SIS”

tea-a-late

the process of making tea

my tea was sitting on the counter tea-a-late-ing

tea-a-late

the process of making tea

my tea was sitting on the counter tea-a-late-ing

Milky tea

Tea with milk, it’s absolutely delicious, but too much milk added can make you sick. It’s perfect and addicting.

Person one : I’d like to order a milky tea please.
Person 2: oh god, they’re absolutely delicious!
Person 1: ikr??