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intoxicated to the point of de-evolution
danger dude your on the verge of bro magnom
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Redneck who tries to act black. Common symptoms include tricked out rides, loud stereo playing (c)rap, hat turned around backwards, low-hanging pants, and hanging out with other black-wannabe homies.
Caught off-guard and humiliated in his tighty whities, Bubba couldn't chase after the young mallrats who had sneaked up and depantsed him. Instead, he gathered his low-rise jeans back around his hips and nonchalantly whistled "Ice Ice Baby", hoping to maintain his bro-honkey image, his face reddening to match his neck as his boys laughed their asses off.
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A shake of another bros penis as an agreement. The utmost trusted shake between bros from all across the world.
"I promise I don't have the queen of spades in my hand man", "Bro Shake on it?"
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Guys who prudently pretend to know how to BBQ but really just love handling each others meat.
Cam and Matt get totally matt-arsed, buck naked and did that BBQ Bro thing. It wasn't gay. It was just two guys (Cam and Matt) naked in a spa with silicon coated tongs.
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The process by which a bro (or his bro-ho) will attempt to dry out his/her hair/clothes while driving in his/her boyfriends lifted truck with the windows down.
Someone spilled Natty Ice on me at the Liddell-Rua fight, so I had to leave to go bro-dry.
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"Bro-tokens", the type of imaginary currency used by bros to determine how much they owe each other.
"Hey bro, can I cash in 10 bro-kens if you pay for my Subway?"
"Yeah, I owe you ten bro-kens anyways for giving me that nice piece of ass's number"
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An individual who studies how to be 'next-level' for the purpose of being popular as opposed to ACCIDENTALLY struggling with solutions to make everything better for self and all that acknowledges self.
An avant-bro might also prefer to watch television/internet, do expensive drugs, drink, play drinking games, listen to brostep, talk about girls that are only interested in repeating information & their own bodies, shit talking/making fun of people as opposed to getting into some creative activity that no one's ever understood before.
"I paid $xx,xxx.xxx for my imagination so I could be an avant-bro, spend my parents money and not have any interests outside of socializing."
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