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A person who has shaky-ass fingers shakes their fingers very often. For example if you tell someone a joke and someone starts shaking their fingers on you that means that they have shaking ass fingers. And you can tell them damn, why do you have such shaky ass fingers?
“Yeah, Jenifer Jonson, I know! It’s such a funny joke, but that doesn’t mean that you should have such shaky ass fingers! Like seriously, what next? Are you going to start having stinky gas fingers, and start having a fart attack on me?!”
Two fingered gypsy is when your having sex standing face to face in missionary position and have two fingers up her nose.
I was bangin' this girl standing up and slipped her the two fingered gypsy. She was starring right at me.
*holds up 5 fingers up* (you dont know what is happening)
Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.
You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...
This phrase can be used to put emphasis on how giddy a friend, colleague or a familiar is.
It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.
It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
Man 1: " I got a 2 for 1 deal on these sandwiches!"
Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"
Or
Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"
Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
A young male who is "known" for ruining photos by flashing the middle finger to disrupt the overall positivity of a potentially nice photograph.
Who cares about examples, read the definition.
required: Middle Finger Guy
popular from Gloustershire in England where a women/ girl is proceded to be fingered by an older man. popularly used in the film Hot Fuzz where Danny states that miss Draper is fingered up the duckpond.
Also can be used to state to be anally probed by again an older man.
Danny: I also believe that she favours the older men
Angel: How so?
Danny: Marcus Carters older brother said she had been fingered up the duckpond