Dad

Something I dont have.

Oh wow you dont have a dad? Sucks.

Dad

What’s that?

No serious what’s a dad?

Dad

Someone some people have

I don’t have a dad he left for milk and never came back

dad

the man who left u when u were a child

mom: wheres ur dad at?
child: he went to the store when i was 3 and never came back.

Dads

Day after drinking shits

man, I drank so much last night and now today I have the dads.

Dad

Currently getting milk for the family, because he’s a good man.

“Dude, my Dad has been out for milk for 12 years!”

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dad

a man that ran away when you came down to earth

Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...