Tom

Tom is a guy with a 10-inch Cock and Makes 300k a month.

Girl 1. Oh, My God Tom's Cock Makes Me So Wet.
Girl 2. I know right I would definitely Smash.
Boy 1. Why does Tom have to have such a Big Cock?

Tom

A very sexy main character from eddsworld who gets drunk the whole show and is better than anyone in the world

#eddsworld

Tord: Oh hello there Tom
Tom: Get the *hiccup* outta here you fuck *hiccup* ing bastard

Tom

A sexy beast with balls of steel and a 50cm cock. He can lift 500+ pounds and can kill anyone with one glare.

Girl: I was split in half by tom yesterday

Friend: ...How are you alive.

Tom

Two words. Fine shyt.

OMG IS THAT FINE SHYT?

nah it’s is Tom

tom

a crazy dumb guy who is irrelevant 99% of the time. apart from when everyone calls him thomas the tank engine, although that is completely understandable, most of the time he acts like a stupid fucking train anyways. Thomas needs to get a life. really.

that guy's an idiot. he must be called tom

Tom

Tom has hair that looks like burnt cauliflower, all toms are like this...trust me

Passes note to Tom

Note- your hair looks like burnt cauliflower

Tom

He’s a fat shit who watches kids in brockwell park while jerking of to them and fingers his sister every friday

Why are being a Tom you can get arrested you know