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Lets prank our school/teachers by skipping school December 2nd
*Dec 2nd (National skip school day)*
Teacher: why is the class empty
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May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special
Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
National chicken day is a day we remember our fallen chickens who died due to a creeper explosion every may 8th we shall salute with the l, Marburg Anthem at 10:00pm.
Hey dude did you hear it's may 8th
National Minecraft chicken day it's we need to salute at 10:00pm.
made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years
Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator
Guy1: It's national ass grab day
Guy2: Fuck off you creep
on this day October 22nd you can be as gay as you want with your homies yet still be straight
dude it’s national no homo day 2 October 22nd you know what that means, national no homo day! now let’s fuck.
November 7th is the national pink cup day where u celebrate by drinking out of a pink cup. Also on this day you can skip school but you have to do the pink cup ritual where you sing ‘oH mY pInK cUp! PrAiSe ThY pInK cUp!’
Me: today is national pink cup day
J: really
Me: Yh
J: wait let me grab my pink cup
On August 8 is National Send Boobs Day on this Day females are to send Boobs to anybody who asks.
“August 8th National Send Boobs Day”
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