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is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy
-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded
When a man farts into another man's mouth whilst sucking his dick from the back with a razor blade in his mouth
I went home early after I watched my co worker Craig give Kevin a Venezuelan apple bob
The act of using an apple to jack off.
I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.
When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.
Hey! Let's Apple Jack.
When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off
Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
When you leave an apple out too long and it goes moldy.
The gone off apple tastes rotten.
said in awkward situations with girls, this expression will get you laid 12 times out 10.
girl:...
guy:...
girl:...
guy:apple de applte
girl:wanna come to my house and have some fun?