Ken Likes Kyra

Kensho Fukami likes Kyra Del Rosario

Ken likes Kyra

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spelling like a paki

Write very badly every conceivable message, including wannabe-professional e-mails sent to customers. Usually following lousy grammar rules, making use of all the acronyms a 13-yrs. old girl may have learned on ICQ, and the abbreviations needed when SMS-ing friends.

One wonders if spell checkers are banned in Pakistan and India. But again, it might be a clever plan to fool spam filters.

However, it is not only a matter of grammar, also of form: normally all missives start with three or four sentences enquiring about the good health of the recipient, have about one central sentence which conveys the message (or not), and end with another four-five sentences of salutation (again). These latter lines mostly appeal to some deity the recipient is supposed to believe in.

Corollary: the same e-mail may be written in less than five words, saving you and them more time.

From personal records, slightly shortened:

"Dear Mr. Xyzzy Wyzzy,

we hope to find u and ur family in good health, an that ur fine an Egregious company is doing well. I would like to write to you about a SERIOUS business ofer that we r very sure will be of great interest to you, if God allows.

We offer our support services to track sending shipments to country name through teh sea. We manage all steps of shipment including confronting with harbour authoritis and expediting papers.

Plz cntact us back ASAP. We very much like to do business with u regarding . May God watch upon You.

Dr. PhD. Mr. Ah. MD. Name
Executive Manager Director to Sales and Director of Customer Support Service"

Me: "Oh no, another one spelling like a Paki. Trash the email without reading it."

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ride like a bike

When a female rides like a byke during sexual intercourse. Not very complicated to figure out.

Steve: "she rode me like a bike no cap on god"
Homie: Thats litty steve

Ava: "He asked me to be on top"
Grace: "Well did you ride like a bike??"

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out like stout

In like Flynn, out like stout.

When I heard the carry reference, that bitch was out like stout.

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I like you

i like you… it’s the most basic way to explain how i’m feeling, because sometimes i don’t think i can even put into words how you make me feel about myself, about you, about life… i like you :)

I like you so much, that even the stars shine a little brighter when they twinkle in your eyes

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treat them like dirt and they stick like mud

the idea that the worse you treat a girl, the more attached she'll become to you.

Johnny: I've been acting like kind of a dick to Melissa. I think I'm gonna start being a little nicer to her.

Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.

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bounce like a check

A way of saying let's get out of here

Hey let's bounce like a check before shit gets real bad.!!!!

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