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When Nicki Minaj gives you a boner.
Man1: Hey looks it Nicki Minaj's new video
Man2: Aww now i have a nightmare boner
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That weird feelin us guys get around preschoolers
When I saw the newborn baby I got a boner Alert
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A half boner that is pulsing.
That chick is cute shes givin me a semirageing boner.
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It is when your ear gets really hard and you stick it up a women's vagina.
Man 1:"hey dude, you should give her a ear boner."
Man 2:"sure."
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The feeling of not eating all day then someone handing you a massive plate of fried noodles and thus getting a boner from it.
“Goddam dude, this food just gave me a Malaysian boner!”
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an erection that last under 1 min.
bro 1: dude was that ur mom
bro2: yea
bro1: ok because ur sister just gave me a flash boner.
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Boner hype, when your a kid, boy or girl, and you keep hearing older people, or perhaps your peers, talking about boners. You don't know what it is, but your curious. Nobody will tell you so it's kind of like that gabo episode of the simpsons.
Dude: blah blah blah, and then he totaly got a boner.hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Other Dude:Funny shit.
Little kid: what the hell is a boner? why is that funny?
Other Dude: maybe if you were a cool teenager like us we'd tell you!
Dude: yeah but for now you will live in the dark! HAW HAW HAW!
Little Kid:man i'm sick of all this boner hype!
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