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He who controls the bones is considered a bone magician.
I wanted to be a spectacular necromancer but everyone calls me a lousy bone magician.
When you get shagged by an itlaian
Holy shit, when i went to italy my mom got seriously italian boned
When someone tells corny pick up lines to get them in the sack.
Adam: “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over.
Monongy: Are you trying to get me to corn bone?
A Bone dragon, recreated by robotics. I:E Cyborg Bone Dragon
Me: I want a Bone Dragon
Friend: a CYBORG Bone Dragon
Me: Hells YA
a type of anatomical structure that is used for construction of bone houses, bone dildos, bone flavored milkshakes, and the set of the show "Bones".
Guy 1: Hey, (insert yo homeboy's name here) my bones hurt.
Guy 2: It's probably because you drank too much bone hurting juice.
Guy 1: Oof ouch, my bones.
K: dude, did u c it
S: No, was it bones
K: yea it was bones
(good 2 use arnd parents who dnt allow u 2 say crappy or shit