Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it

A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.

"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"

Calling a domininion

See call a dominion.

1. I don't really want to be the one calling a dominion tonight.

Curtain Call

A term commonly used by lesbians to describe when they show love and affection to each other, but they are still in "the closet."

*in a large group of people*
lesbian 1: "wanna curtain call, lesbian 2? 😈"
lesbian 2: "yeah, let's get out of here. 😏"
*lesbian 1 and lesbian 2 go at it in a supply closet*

Call Sting

To answer a phone call with a text message.

Ex 1:

Guy: You're not gonna pick up when I call? Well, I'm gonna Call Sting you bitch!

Ex 2:

Girl 1: Brian totally call stinged me last night
Girl 2: Aw he replied to your call with a text message? Burn!

Calling all bros

We need you to make 10 Google users and sub to pewds with all of them to kull T series

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Calling all bros

useless as a call-centre operative

Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"

I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone